how my mother works
me: mom i got all A’s
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don’t do drugs and i’m not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out…
(Source: personali--tea, via wefoundwaterinaholeyplace)
America Disability Association: For some It’s Mt everest.
Help build more handicap facilities
Very creative use of outdoor advertising.
Goes to show you, anything and everything is a canvas when it comes to advertising.
(via gracepaik14)
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*Hears noises at night*:
Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
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*Gets shampoo in my eyes*:
I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
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*Heart is beating fast*:
I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
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*A cop walks by*:
Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
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*Taking a test*:
Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
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*Gets a sunburn*:
Skin cancer.
Me with Karen Gillan doing the ‘Hand Pose’ today at Collectormania in Milton Keynes!
IT’S NOT MATT
BUT IT IS MATT?
BUT IT’S NOT
HOLY SHIT
BEST ELEVENTH DOCTOR COSPLAYER. EVER.
WHAT. THIS GUY. WHAT.
YOU HAVE MATT SMITH’S FACE!!!
matteleven is the best
whhaAAAAT OMG
matteleven will always be the best
(via monteithcriss)
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friend:
you should've come with us!
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me:
an invitation might have helped
But you didn’t have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothingno stop
but you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
(Source: awkwardtimelord, via ever-so-plucky)
(Source: shitshilarious, via laughingisbetter)
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